WHAT’S YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

1

Uh, what’s your name?

Steven.

Steven what?

Steven Nichols.

Could you spell that?

N-I-C-H-O-L-S

What’s your astrological sign?

I’m Capricorn.

Ah. What are Capricorns like?

Capricorns are very quiet, they’re very reliable, and they’re at the top of zodiac.

Hey!

2

Uh, what’s your astrological sign?

Aquarius.

What are Aquariuses  like?

Uh, fun-loving. Get along with everybody?

Happy?

Yeah.

What is your name?

Kathy.

Could you spell your name?

K-A-T-H-Y

Jerry 3

What’s your astrological sign?

Pisces.

Oh, and what is a Pisces like?

Uhm, calm and flexible.

Uh-huh.

Peter 4

What’s your astrological sign?

Aries.

What are Aries like?

Impatient, uh, dogmatic.

Cool.

Kind.

Michelle 5

What’s your astrological sign?

Taurus.

What are Tauruses like?

Stubborn.

Stubborn?

Yeah.

But not nice?

They’re very nice. They’re wonderful, but stubborn, too.

Is that true?

I, uhm, yeah, that’s true.

Yeah. I’m her mother. I can vouch for that.

Chuck 6

And what’s your astrological sign?

Gemini

What are Geminis like?

Uh, versatile, talkative, young in appearance, uh, spilt-personality type.

Nadine Janet 7

And what’s your astrological sign?

I’m a Cancer.

And what are Cancers like?

Fun, loving, impulsive.

Do you agree with that?

Sure.

O.K.

Cindy 8

What is your astrological sign?

Oh, I’m proud of that one. I’m a Leo.

You’re a Leo?

And what are Leos like?

Leos are, are fun. And loving, and wonderful.

And aggressive?

And aggressive.

And mean. Come on!

No, no, not mean, never mean.

Just a little mean?

Maybe a little bit uh, ostentatious, but never mean.

Peter 9

What’s your astrological sign?

I’m a Virgo.

What are Virgos like?

Uh, easygoing, easy to get along with.  They say we’re uh, got a good business mind. I don’t know if that’s true in my case, but, uh...

10

What’s your name?

Rebecca.

Could you spell that?

R-E-B-E-C-C-A

What’s your astrological sign?

Libra.

What are Libras like?

Well-balanced.

Bill 11

What’s your star sign?

My star sign is Scorpio.

Mine is Capricorn.

Oh, me, too.

What are, what are Scorpio like?

Uh, sexy, sensual, secretive, uhm, egotist...egomaniacs, I think.

12

What’s your name?

My name’s Jenny.

Could you spell that?

J-E-N-N-Y

What’s your astrological sign?

Sagittarius.

What are Sagittariuses like?

We’re outgoing, athletic, and we are prone to hiccups.

Prone to hiccups?